106. New Pig

My host family recently bought a piglet.  This is a fun conversation that followed the purchase that shows the sense of humor my host parents have:

Host Dad:  Are you feeding him [the new pig] my leftovers?

Host Mom:  Yes. 

Host Dad:  Do you want him to eat like me?

Host Mom:  Yes, well, no.  I want him to eat like Tim and be fat like you.